Total Medals Earned: 403 (From 105 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,785 Points
Medals Earned: 4/12 (50/510 points)
Click 200 buttons
Play for 30 minutes
Destroy 500 targets
Complete all 24 campaign stages
Earn 63 Novice medals
Play for 1 hour
Spend 60 minutes in the practice range
Play for 2 hours
Earn 63 Veteran medals
Earn 63 Expert medals
Attain 100% game completion
Play for 3 hours
Medals Earned: 3/21 (65/440 points)
You meanie.
Playing with food is not fun for Ren.
This sort of thing goes over Nora's head...
What a mean look from something so sweet.
Too few to be a stampede, though.
Run! Run! Run away!
Staring not-so-sweetly at you.
Sisterly love is a precious thing.
Love in a dream?
Dinosaurs are kidnappers?
Can't eat them, can't get along with them.
Story time about Ren's woes.
Nora the weed killer.
Queen of the cakes!
Dinosaurs are friends.
A snack for cakes, oops...
WHY
A lovely snack for two.
Nora probably still won't like Ren.
Food coma in a dream?
...Ew.
Medals Earned: 4/4 (100/100 points)
Escape the raptor
Get past the triceratops
Save the witch doctor
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/10 (50/500 points)
Find the Throwing Knives!
Find the Power Glove!
Find the Treasure Key!
Find the Water Walk Boots!
Finish the game without dying once
Find the 1st Life Fruit!
Find the 2nd Life Fruit!
Reach the Treasure Chamber!
Finish the game without using a single Save Statue
Medals Earned: 17/20 (420/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Play over 2 hours
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Find the hidden button
Use a nuke
Buy everything
Medals Earned: 1/10 (25/475 points)
Find the mysterious "Sheepwolf" artifact
Find the mysterious "Engineer's Relic" artifact
Find the mysterious "Pottery" artifact
Find the mysterious "Kind Monster" artifact
Drive with the ultimate vehicle!
Beat the first level
Beat the second level
Beath the third level
Beat the fourth level
Unlock everything!
Medals Earned: 4/6 (40/190 points)
Medals Earned: 2/6 (10/35 points)
Medals Earned: 16/23 (155/245 points)
Buy your first shield.
Who needs dignity? ...and clean clothes?
Win your first fight.
Reach level 5.
Level up for the first time.
Start playing.
Knock down a punching bag.
Buy your first sword.
Make a poor decision in an alleyway.
Have a beer at the Pub.
Reach level 10.
Reach level 15.
Buy the best shield.
Reach level 20.
You must be so over this by now.
Buy the best sword.
Face a level 100 enemy.
Buy a new coat of paint.
Win a gamble at the sledge races.
Do some sick dance moves.
#foloyurdreamz
Talk to the fountain spirit.
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (35/310 points)
You were literally roasted.
Secret handshakes are such a bummer.
Put some clothes on. No one wants to see that.
Well, that was disgusting.
You are officially a cannibal.
Please give me money. Please.